wong time no brog.

sooooooooooo. wow. ok longest i've gone without blogging. so i'll write something interesting.

ugly babies. ew. i would not like to give birth (in general) much less to an ugly baby.

BUT of course my babies are going to look good. shit. they are mine.

but yeah. i mean, usually most babies are cute even if they are ugly cuz they are babies. but some babies are just ugly. and that is unfortunate.

am i shallow? no. i'm just being korean. if you've been around any korean ahjumma...you know straight up they will say a baby is ugly. I guess in korea the tactful unofficial rules of telling people their baby is cute does not apply. but then again, lots of those unofficial rules of being nice in general don't apply in korea. if you're not korean, you probly wouldn't understand.

ANYWAYS. what else. dang my flow is off. i guess it's what i get for not blogging.

apparently, apes have rights in spain. the fuck.
so i mean. i don't know what spain's rights and such are. but for my examples sake, let's use the american rights.

1. freedom of speech..ok i was going to write something smartass-ish...but i just keep thinking about how apes could definitely be on maury or jerry springer show...

maury: alright, janice here says that her son's father is timothy.
timothy: OH HELL NAW THIS *beep* AIN'T SAY THAT *beep*
janice: SHUT *beep* UP TIM. YOU KNOW HE'S *beep* YOURS
maury: timothy is sure that the baby is not his.
janice: YOU *beep* KNOW YOU ARE THE *beep* BABY DADDY
timothy: SHUT UP *beep*. YOU'RE A *beep* WHORE ANYWAYS.
janice: YOU KNOW I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU LIKE YOU DID WITH ALL THOSE HOES
timothy: THE *beep* YOU TALKIN ABOUT. I KNOW YOU *beep* SLEPT WITH LIKE 5 *beep* OTHER DUDES AND *beep*.
janice: *beep* *beep* YOU *beep* *beep*
maury: i have the results in my hands.
janice: WE DON'T NEED NO *beep* RESULTS.
timothy: OH HELLLL NAW. SHUT THE *beep* UP *beep*. LET THE MAN READ THE *beep* RESULTS
maury: timothy...you...are............NOT TH...
timothy: OH HELLL YES. I TOLD YOU *beep* WHAT I SAID? *beep*
janice: NOOO! THAT AIN'T RIGHT THAT AIN'T RIGHT
maury: join us next time for children who beat their parents


...............that went on a lot longer than i expected...

so quickly. other points.

2. freedom of the press...i feel like all our newspapers would just be full of poop...monkeys flinging poop.

3. trial by jury? due process? i feel like if you prep a monkey/ape or any animal to be really really cute, no jury will be able to resist. i mean serious...you know you watch animal planet when the monkeys are on tv.

4. protection from unwarranted searches and such...i mean...ok if you're a monkey, and you're hiding your weed in your tree hut...just make your tree hut in a really really tall tree...right?

5. right to bear arms...if a monkey is about to fling poo at you...will you pursue it? no. i wonder if people would rather monkeys wield guns or poop.

lying in ethics

apparently, according to Kant, you are not supposed to lie for any reason whatsoever. even in dire situations. even if it is in the best interest of the other person (person meaning, anyone who has the ability to reason and make educated decisions).

the example that came kept coming up is when people ask if what they are wearing looks good. in no way should a person lie to the questioner...regardless of how fugly they look. because when you lie to someone, you with hold information from them, taking away their ability to make informed decisions because what they have to base off of is what you told them.

of course this makes sense. but this is also really ridiculous. wtf. wtf?

also, Kant says that morals are put in place by what is universalized. and by universalized, it means something that you would want everyone to do. like you can't universalize lying because it's not something everyone should do.

if you universalized lying, the world couldn't function. because in reality, the world runs on trust. if everyone lied all the time and everyone knew that everyone lied, lying would not work. lying only works because people believe in trust and truth. which is really kind of confusing but makes sense.

shit.

bling chachink.

cuz i'm bored. and i need to take up some time before i start doing some real work.


June 10th 1190

Third Crusade: Frederick I Barbarossa drowns in the river Saleph while leading an army to Jerusalem.

Barbarossa was standing by the rivers edge, looking at his reflection. thinking if he should shave his beard or not (shaving is always a good idea) and then all of a sudden, Bob, comes out of no where and scares the lights outta Barbarossa and he fell in. unfortunately, he didn't know how to swim. so he drowned...

that sucks. if he just knew how to swim...or even better...if he didn't even think about whether he should shave his beard or not. just shave the damn thing...or if Bob wasn't such a dick head and didn't jump at him. Bob is such a dick...

taking up all the space in my brain.

rain. rain. go away. ish. i will make a poem about the rain.

the rain is falling.
from the sky.
if it doesn't stop.
i'm going to cry.
i need a tan.
no thanks to the rain.
how can i tan.
when it is not sunny.

the end.







ok. end of poem. not end of blog.

what do i want to write about? nothing in particular. as usual. it is mind wanderings.

1. i know why my contacts get dry. it's because spongebob actually lives inside of my contact lenses. and because he's a sponge, he absorbs all of the moisture out of my eye. what a douche.

2. i hate rectangles. squares are much prettier shapes. this thought was induced by the fact that there are rectangles on the bed spread i am lying on right now. which leads me to my next thought.

3. spongebob is actually not wearing square pants. he is wearing rectangle pants. and honestly, i know that squares are rectangles but rectangles are not squares...but are they really going to use that rule just to complete a stupid little alliteration? Spongebob Square Pants? why don't they just call him Spongebob Square Slacks, since they are so dedicated to the alliteration.

4. i have forgotten to put in 4 out of 7 earrings for the last two days. this is interesting because i am only wearing the middle/third hole... as you can see in the blog below. i think it kind of looks neat.

5. i am going home this weekend for the first time since spring break. i hope augusta looks the same. not that much can change.

distracted.

so easily distracted. sometimes i see something, and then i want to do it immediately. like in my side bar of this blog...if you look to the right of this screen, you will notice (maybe) that the moving picture is different. :) its cuz i saw it and i wanted to take another one.

i am about to ramble. buckle your seat belts. this distraction blog is going to get distracting.

1. LAKDJFLAJF. THE EARTH is constantly spinning. as we all know. but i really wonder like what it would fee like if we all had to adjust our movements and actions as according to the movement of the earth. wouldn't that be such a hassle. good thing God is a genius and he factored that into the equation.

2. i hate it when you are listening to music and all of a sudden, when the song changes, the volume level changes and your ear drums actually leap out of your head and junk punch you in your business.

3. thank God (once again) for text book rental companies. i am too poor to be shoveling money into buying textbooks. SHEK. i mean. what if all the moeny we put into textbook sales are actually funding an out of space program to allow for better human-alien relations?

4. mountain dew is by far the most excellent beverage choice. closely followed by dr. pepper. that dr. sure knows what the hell he's doing. and whatever mountains they are, i would like to visit.

5. i can type without looking at my deyboard. this reminds me in middle school when we had to take typing classes. like the sheer amount of instant messaging i did wasn't practice at all.

6. this is all i fee like righting right now.

7. good bye.

ethics is controlling my blog!

for some reason, every time i'm doing anything related to my ethics class, i want to blog.

well...i'm rewriting a paper for ethics. which should really just take me like ten minutes, but i'm in the library helping two of my favoritest people in the world. Angie and Mingie. :D and i'm HyeJi so we all rhyme. <]:D    <=== it's a party hat, michael. even though my friends agree with me and think it's a pirate.

so yeah. what i would like to briefly talk about is how much i hate the stupid water fountains at tech. stupid. stupid. stupid. they completely surround your head. idk how to describe this. i would go take a picture, but it's scary. and i'm lazy. oh btw. look how big my hair is. :D and oh yeah. i only have earrings in my third hole today. :/ i covered my face to spare the world. look at my cute little fingers~ i'm wearing so much pink. wtf is wrong with me. ANYWAYS. back to the water fountains.

so i was drinking water out of the water fountains because i only have $0.41 left on my buzzcard and i only have pennies in my purse. i guess when the constructed the entire gatech campus, they decided that all the water fountains have to be in the walls. in case you have a sickness to where you can't see water fountains and they are a hazard to your health...because you might crash into them while carrying a heavy object such as a large burrito.

but it's so scary...because your entire head is surrounded by metal walls and it feels like hands are about to reach out from the sides and squeeze my head til my brains puke out and go into the drain. ewww. scary. which leads me to my next point.

i know a girl who is scared of whales. i used to laugh but now i know how rational that fear is. i have a fear of large objects (that's what she said). but no seriously, i am scared of giant things such as whales.

Megalophopia...that's what it's called...but i'm like scared of large objects underwater. idk if that's too specific. i'm just idk. it's weird. and not totally irrational. i have nightmares where i am swimming and there are large shadows under me and it makes me want to just scream. i hate it i hate it i hate it. it's intimidating. but i do like the aquarium...cuz there is that safety factor. :D

feel like making sunshine. substance starting at #5.

alex. :D "my vintage romance" one of my most favoritestestestest albums in the entire world. yes. the entire world. i mean...alex is cute. talented. cute. talented. cute. talented...need i go further? i didn't think so. puahaha.

so all we've (me and mingie) have been doing since about midnight is hookah and listening to music. we went through like...3 hyori albums and some random U-Kiss and now alex. :D :D :D 완전좋아. so i guess i'll post some hookah pictures that i took. i always like taking pictures of the smoke. idk. i like it. this right one is like...x-ray vision. it looks like black substance is flowing out of my mouth. crazy. scary. creepy. next. the left one is like slightly blurry...and my nose looks like ddong. but all's good. i would post more. but i just got an attack of lazy. like weird.

so i guess i'll just talk random...as usual. my mind feels cluttered. i shall unclutter it a little for you.

1. i made bracelets todayyyy. yay. it's summer time. always a good time for bracelets.

2. i finished rewatching "lovers in paris" 파리의연인. sigh. so good.

3. my mind is sooo cluttered. i'm reaching and grabbing thoughts right now.

4. i shaved my legs today. i love the feeling of smooth legs and then rubbing my legs together cuz it's so smooth. that's creepy? kinda. but i mean...anyone who has ever shaved their legs knows. they know how good it is.

5. i hate when people post ambiguous rambling shit on their facebook statuses that just SEEK attention. like stuff that can be said in private either face to face, via text message, facebook message, or faecbook chat. or whatever. i mean, no one really cares about "i don't care about you anymore so get out of my life." or "did you even really like me? why did you waste my time." or "i hate you so much. i'm going to fart in your butter tub." like...what? i mean. really? the people who comment "what's wrong? are you ok? you can talk to me about it." etc. etc are also full of bullshit. i mean...a vast majority only care because they want to know what the "juicy" details (if any) are involved in your overly dramatic facebook status. and then...they post 5 or 6 consecutive statuses that are all ambiguous as hell and really really stupid. but then again, there are people who consistently stalk and comment on the over dramatic statuses. they still don't care...they just want to know. because a mutual friend saw the status and asked them if they knew what the status was about...and they are too scared to ask the person themselves because they aren't "as close" with that person. that's bull shit too.

6. oh. and another one is when people post over dramatic statuses and then they deleted it, only to repost the exact same status but with more overly dramatic statements edited into the status. wtf. we all saw that you just reposted it. it's on our newfeeds. so please...say it right the first time. BETTER ADVICE. don't say it at all. or just tweet that shit. you probly have like...5 followers on twitter anyways.

7. leaking. the hookah leaks out of the bottom? or i'm just imagining things. here is a small diagram for all of you who are wondering.

8. the more i write, the more tired i become. i'm actually typing this blog with my eyes closed. that's how efficient i am. YEH!

9. oh yeah. one other thing me and mingie talked about today for a short period of time...actuallyl this one might get it's own blog soon. but essentially, this is what was said...a summary.

"i hope that when i grow up, i am efficient at all the new technology. unlike some adults who right now are not very comfortable with a computer. i mean, in the future, are they gonna have some madd crazy technology that i am just stupid in? i hope not. i think i'm just going to keep up with technology as it comes. unless i get too lazy. which could just as easily, if not more easily, happen.

10. i'm only writing a #10 to even things out. and that's all i'm going to write. puahaha.

i'm in ethics again...

here we are. a nice place to blog. klaus 1443. i think that's the room number...idk. i don't care.

ethics. let me just list things that are happening right now.


1. fabrizio is playing solitaire on his itouch.
2. this kid just drank coke...really weirdly. like instead of tilting his head back...he just put the bottle up really high and made his lower jaw stick out...
3. we are talking about the theory of natural law.
4. there is this one kid who won't stop talking about the topic at hand. i know the purpose of this class is a discussion class, but this kid just likes the sound of his own voice.
5. this other kid just said "polymers *mumble mumble mumble* nano tubes *mumble mumble mumble*" wooooooooooooow.
6. fabrizio is still playing solitaire on his itouch...btw, he let a woman do a man's job by having hannah drive him to class today...woooooooooooooooooow.
7. my TA is korean. but kinda not korean. idk. she reminds me of something off of TV...but idk what.

8. there is a kid with purple hair in the front row. i hate when people have unnatural colored hair. like if you're going to dye your hair, dye it a normal person's color.
9. fabrizio is now playing angry birds on his itouch. nice.
10. nice. fetuses have just entered the conversation...
11. fabrizio just stuck his leg under my desk and then got gum on his leg...EWWWWWWWWWWW. and it stretched.

12. the guy talking now...his mustache reminds me of stone cold steve austin...STONE. COLD. STEVE. AUSTIN. WHOOOOO. which reminds me i used to watch a lot of WWE wrestling at 9 pm after touched by an angel on sundays and sometimes after Walker Texas Rangers on weekdays.