GLEE. the show musical theater kids have been waiting for...

So yes. Glee.

The show that is a dream come true for drama, musical theater, show choir, and chorus kids all over the american continent. *sigh* i love Glee too and i am proud to say that at one point in my life, i was definitely a musical theater kid.

Now i know that some of you manly men are scared to admit that you love Glee and the spunky musical numbers they perform in each episode. Don't be ashamed! EMBRACE the joy that Glee brings to the hearts and lives of people all over the world.

What other show is there that takes some of your favorite songs, ranging from hip hop to pop to rnb to old school hits, and remixes them in a way where hot white guys can sing their hearts out on national television and not be a bitch? GLEE! i love GLEEEEEEE.

Mainly, I love PUCK and FINN. sooooo hot. but not only are they hot, they can sing. and DANCE! pretty much every time me and tory are doing homework, we listen to the Glee Cast soundtrack, (which she legit purchased from iTunes), at least 3 times through all the way. is that weird? NO. it's a love of great music.

So in conclusion. I think there are only 4 episodes left of this season, but TUNE IN unabashedly, all you manly men on wednesdays at 9pm on Fox and embrace the show you really want to. :D

How to kill Voldemort.

In case some of you don't know...That is Voldemort aka Tom Marvolo Riddle aka He Who Must Not be Named aka You Know Who aka The Dark Lord aka ASSHOLE.

Now, Voldemort is like a crazy strong evil wizard and the entire wizarding community is scared of him. WHY?! i could give you a list of how horrible he is in relation to wizard terms...however, some of you may not really be able to grasp the extremes of his awesome evilness, so i'll put it in terms of "muggles".

1. Voldemort does not flush the toilet after dropping a deuce.
2. Voldemort is "That Friend" who skips all of his classes and still ends up with the highest grade in the entire school.
3. Voldemort goes to Waffle House and dine and dashes...even though he has enough money.
4. Voldemort doesn't tip the delivery guy.
5. Voldemort uses Windows...on a Mac.
6. Voldemort kicks little puppies for fun...and didn't like the movie "Marley and Me"
7. Voldemort is friends with Kanye West.
8. Voldemort picks his nose and flicks his boogers on other people.
9. Voldemort makes fun of handicap kids.
10. Voldemort sets up Automatic Spell Correction on other people's computers to replace the word "and" with "ass" and "the" with "tittay!"

Those are just a few examples of how bad he is...

Someone as bad as Voldemort is hard to vanquish...so why doesn't someone just kill him?!
I had this discussion with two friends of mine yesterday (Tory and Dylan) and we discussed how things would be different if you applied normal ways to kill people to Voldemort.

A majority of the wizarding community is physically weak. They do not exercise regularly because all they really have to do is swish around their wands and cast spells. Voldemort...is the same.

SOOO. why doesn't anyone just forget magic altogether and just shoot the mofo?! Take a gun, any gun, and just shoot him...even if you're like...Voldemort can probably dodge the bullets...ok, then just snipe him...or get a whole bunch of people with a whole bunch of guns and just shoot him. get a machine gun. and shoot him. or get a bazooka, and shoot him. Get some fighter pilots to shoot him. just SHOOT HIM.

simple. so simple. someone should have just killed him like that and spared Dumbledore and Hogwarts being completely wrecked from fighting.

no offense OCTOBER 29

LOL 7911 up, 333 down

get this on a mug or greeting card

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

This is also like saying "LOL" after anything you say...when you say "LOL" after a cruel and heartless thing, it negates all cruelness and heartlessness...without actually making it less cruel or heartless...EXAMPLES?

1. your left nosehole is so big that even Voldemort fears it...LOL.

2. you're just a bloody spot on the tampon of life...LOL.

3. *punch in face* LOL.

4. you have to do an annotated bibliography! LOL.

5. you go to UGA. LOL (puahaha...)

6. you're adopted. LOL.

7. i just farted in your mom's face. LOL.

8. today, i ripped the legs off of a midget albino squirrel and watched it crawl away looking doomed and pitiful and hopeless as if all the fairies in the world just died...LOL.

...stuff like that...you know? BUT WHO? who on earth decided that saying "LOL" just negates anything...someone says something really mean to you and it hurts your feelings BUT they say "LOL" after it, you can't express the fact that your feelings are hurt...because you don't want to be "that-bitchy-friend-who-can't-take-a-joke" in the group.

on the other hand...i'm usually the one who says the "LOL" so what am i even talking about!?

no offense OCTOBER 29

7911 up, 333 down

get this on a mug or greeting card

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

TRUE LIFE: i watch true life.

I really do watch true life...i watch it a lot actually...actually i watch it a lot more now that i'm in college and staying up longer than my mom would ever allow me.

So yeah, i'm in college. and my Internal Clock likes to cry sometimes.

in fact, i'll write a "Sad Monologue" for my Internal Clock right now.

"Sad Monologue" by Internal Clock

...actually. i won't.

I feel so lazy. like i could just not even finish sentences...

today i was eating and then this fi...

yeah...maybe i should finish sentences.

First Blog??

so seeing as i'm so used to just making video blogs, i'm going to test my hand at blogging...with textual words?...

does punctuation and capitalization matter? because the thing is, capitalizing things is kinda hard when the words are flowing out of the tips of my fingers like a fiendfyre curse...it can't be stopped and i can't capitalize it. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. (in case you don't know what fiendfyre is...i gave a definition of it...right here.

Fiendfyre Curse: (also known as cursed fire) is a type of fire made from Dark Magic. It is very powerful, as it cannot be put out by Aguamenti (or any normal type of water), but it is very difficult for the caster to control. The blaze is so potent that Fiendfyre is one of the very few substances that are capable of destroying a Horcrux. It is unknown if there is a counter-curse for Fiendfyre; Aguamenti merely evaporates before touching it. Inexperienced casters will be able to conjure it, but will have virtually no control over the flames once they are unleashed, though an experienced Dark Wizard (like Lord Voldemort) would be able to control it and manipulate it to great effect.

Maybe it's weird that i like harry potter so much? who knows...i just had to reread what i was even talking about...oh. i'm going to post some past blogs...on here. ok byee.