How to kill Voldemort.

In case some of you don't know...That is Voldemort aka Tom Marvolo Riddle aka He Who Must Not be Named aka You Know Who aka The Dark Lord aka ASSHOLE.

Now, Voldemort is like a crazy strong evil wizard and the entire wizarding community is scared of him. WHY?! i could give you a list of how horrible he is in relation to wizard terms...however, some of you may not really be able to grasp the extremes of his awesome evilness, so i'll put it in terms of "muggles".

1. Voldemort does not flush the toilet after dropping a deuce.
2. Voldemort is "That Friend" who skips all of his classes and still ends up with the highest grade in the entire school.
3. Voldemort goes to Waffle House and dine and dashes...even though he has enough money.
4. Voldemort doesn't tip the delivery guy.
5. Voldemort uses Windows...on a Mac.
6. Voldemort kicks little puppies for fun...and didn't like the movie "Marley and Me"
7. Voldemort is friends with Kanye West.
8. Voldemort picks his nose and flicks his boogers on other people.
9. Voldemort makes fun of handicap kids.
10. Voldemort sets up Automatic Spell Correction on other people's computers to replace the word "and" with "ass" and "the" with "tittay!"

Those are just a few examples of how bad he is...

Someone as bad as Voldemort is hard to vanquish...so why doesn't someone just kill him?!
I had this discussion with two friends of mine yesterday (Tory and Dylan) and we discussed how things would be different if you applied normal ways to kill people to Voldemort.

A majority of the wizarding community is physically weak. They do not exercise regularly because all they really have to do is swish around their wands and cast spells. Voldemort...is the same.

SOOO. why doesn't anyone just forget magic altogether and just shoot the mofo?! Take a gun, any gun, and just shoot him...even if you're like...Voldemort can probably dodge the bullets...ok, then just snipe him...or get a whole bunch of people with a whole bunch of guns and just shoot him. get a machine gun. and shoot him. or get a bazooka, and shoot him. Get some fighter pilots to shoot him. just SHOOT HIM.

simple. so simple. someone should have just killed him like that and spared Dumbledore and Hogwarts being completely wrecked from fighting.