Wednesday, April 28, 2010

survival in the library.

so i realized that there are certain things that happen to the average person at tech in the library...

i'll make a list for you.

1. you are hungry. regardless of how much you ate 5 minutes ago.

2. you become even more addicted to facebook than you already are.

3. you become really good at one or more online games such as tetris or bejeweled.

4. you make a lot of new friends. and you generally only meet them in the library. but after dead week, they may become your drinking buddies.

5. you become a very good at finding empty tables or groups of desks for you and your friends to sit down at. you want the grouped areas so you can facebook stalk the same people.

6. you look at the clock and it's 10 pm. you go on facebook. you look at the clock again. it's 12:34 am. you start doing some work or studying. you look at the clock again. it's 12:48 am.

7. you know exactly which outlets on the third floor cubicles work or not. and you try to find a desk with an outlet because you know you will use all your battery on pointless stuff.

8. you lose a lot of money. on take out.

9. everyone looks like they smoked a butt ton of weed because their eyes are all red and dried out from their contacts and lack of sleep.

10. you go to the library 3 days in advance to work/study but you get nothing done til the night before.

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