being a villain is too much work.

so yeah. i'm watching the korean drama. sigh. every korean drama has a villain. the villains' lives always suck the worst....list.

1. you have to spend all your free time plotting which takes away from time that you could be making friends and/or becoming a better person. and then you end up losing all your friends to the good guy and you are f'd in the a.

2. you are so stressed you get mad bags and dark circles under your eyes. and i mean...the person you like obviously doesn't like you so the bags and dark circles aren't helping your cause. and you get plastic surgery but everyone can tell. and you're f'd in the a.

3. you have to lie so much that you can't keep up with your lies and you eventually lose track. or you write them down on something and someone finds that something and you're f'd in the a.

4. you never get the person you want and your schemes are so bad that you might end up killing someone in the process. or you put that person in a coma but when they wake up, they don't remember the situation. but then they eventually remember and you're f'd in the a.

5. the person you like's parents are always not fully on your side. like they act like they are at first but they always warm up to the good guy. and then they know what you are really like, and then you and your whole family gets f'd in the a.

6. no one likes you.

7. you get screwed out of the fortune that doesn't belong to you in the first place. and you end up in mad debt and your family has to wear lame clothes and your mom has to get an ahjuma pama. and

8. in the end, you end up in a position where the person you rivaled was under you but now is above you. and they treat you nicely and you are forever indebted for their kindness.

9. you dig up family secrets of your enemy, like people are actually children or siblings of people and you let the secret out because you think it will benefit you but in the end you're f'd in the a.

10. you lose regardless because it's a korean drama and completely unrealistic.

the end.