bling chachink.

cuz i'm bored. and i need to take up some time before i start doing some real work.


June 10th 1190

Third Crusade: Frederick I Barbarossa drowns in the river Saleph while leading an army to Jerusalem.

Barbarossa was standing by the rivers edge, looking at his reflection. thinking if he should shave his beard or not (shaving is always a good idea) and then all of a sudden, Bob, comes out of no where and scares the lights outta Barbarossa and he fell in. unfortunately, he didn't know how to swim. so he drowned...

that sucks. if he just knew how to swim...or even better...if he didn't even think about whether he should shave his beard or not. just shave the damn thing...or if Bob wasn't such a dick head and didn't jump at him. Bob is such a dick...