i'm a genius.

i visited my myspace today. just added that to the list of random things to do instead of study.


i'm so freaking weird. but funny. and maybe it's only funny to me because i get my humor. i totally understand where i was going with what i wrote and i still think it's hilarious. i'm a fracking genius. i'll leave excerpts of random blogs and comments and messages from facebook. puahahahaha.

QUESTION:
How come macaroni and cheese is so good?
RESPONSE:
because subliminal messages are hidden in each noodle so that every time you chew, a creepy message is sent to your brain.
infact, scientific evidence shows that the strength of the message is amplified 30x if you add WHOLE milk instead of 2% milk into the mix.

From a blog titled:

Everything I write in this blog is a lie:

3. my boobs are huge. 

13. i counted backwards from 74...successfully.

14. i am wearing an evening gown made soley from colored paper clips...right now.

18. at one point in my life, i was a cartoon.  

i hate when you ask someone for something that you know they have and that you know they can spare, but they say they don't have it. if it were me, [and when it is me] i just straight up say no. i don't make excuses like "no, i don't have any gum" or "no, i don't have any extra pencils." i just pull out a piece and start chewing, or take out my pencil box and shake it so they can hear the writing paraphernalia rattling in there and say "no." 

when my brother asks me if he can ask me a question, i always say no. 

OMFG. GROSS.
PUKES BLOOD.

MY DAY WAS COMPLETELY RUINED BY THAT MEATBALL.

i hate not being able to see the end of a good show. like having to go somewhere and miss the last 10 minutes of CSI or LAW AND ORDER. sucks so bad. SOOO BAD

i actually have started my summer reading. i read the first 12 pages of THE THINGS THEY CARRIED. it's pretty intense...and they say the words 'fuck' and 'virgin' a lot. 

if you order too much pizza, you can wrap it up in aluminum foil and put it in a gallon ziplock bag and put it in the freezer. and like...it's still good a couple of weeks later. i didn't even know that...but then...i guess it is just frozen pizza.

i've always wanted to jump out of a cake.

"it looks like you're kicking me sam."
"well...it looks like you're flicking me off hyeji."

my mom bought me a 2 liter water bottle today. it's orange. she said she got sick of filling up water bottles for me. but i don't know what the point of buying me one big water bottle was. because she has to wash that too.  

but yeh. omgomomgogmogm. like my brother. has a girlfriend? he says they are just friends. BUMP THAT SHIT. but mayn. this is sososoosdfjosdjfosdjfosjdfijsdo f weird for me. cuz hes just a fugly little mama's boy 7th grdaer to me. aljfaldfjad. and. yeh......

uhh...another boring day...AND  TILLER MADE US RUN WIT THUM DAYM RIFLES!!!!!! (o yea i kicked him in the face on friday b4 PT..haha)