no offense OCTOBER 29

LOL 7911 up, 333 down

get this on a mug or greeting card

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

This is also like saying "LOL" after anything you say...when you say "LOL" after a cruel and heartless thing, it negates all cruelness and heartlessness...without actually making it less cruel or heartless...EXAMPLES?

1. your left nosehole is so big that even Voldemort fears it...LOL.

2. you're just a bloody spot on the tampon of life...LOL.

3. *punch in face* LOL.

4. you have to do an annotated bibliography! LOL.

5. you go to UGA. LOL (puahaha...)

6. you're adopted. LOL.

7. i just farted in your mom's face. LOL.

8. today, i ripped the legs off of a midget albino squirrel and watched it crawl away looking doomed and pitiful and hopeless as if all the fairies in the world just died...LOL.

...stuff like that...you know? BUT WHO? who on earth decided that saying "LOL" just negates anything...someone says something really mean to you and it hurts your feelings BUT they say "LOL" after it, you can't express the fact that your feelings are hurt...because you don't want to be "that-bitchy-friend-who-can't-take-a-joke" in the group.

on the other hand...i'm usually the one who says the "LOL" so what am i even talking about!?