need substance?

recently i was told that my blog had no substance.

my blog has no substance because i choose not to put substancy things in my blog. i like my blog. it's literally pointless. my posts have no chronological order nor do they maintain the same streamline of thought. but why is that such a bad thing? what defines a blog? i mean the title of my blog is "mind wanderings"...why would i name it that if it weren't about the wanderings of my mind? exactly. K.O. good thing my substance does not consist of this....i found this on google. i just typed in "subtance" then it asked me if i meant "substance" and i clicked that...this is one of the image results.

so today's substantially mindless wandering will be a list. a list of random things that pop up in my mind.

1. its funny how a puppy knows that it's doing wrong as it is doing wrong but still does it while looking at you woefully with those big puppy eyes...knowing the torrential downpour of anger and wrath that is about to land on their tail/nose. oh my. as soon as they are done doing their deed...the sprint away, hide under a bed or in a corner. waiting. cowering. then they slowly slide up to you and look up at you with their tails tucked and ears down...and even though i don't want to...discipline is discipline. NEWSPAPER OF DOOM. and then i just sit there for a few seconds. and puppy comes back. sits in my lap looking all sad. and i can't help but to squeeze that adorable face.

2. i hate sharp edges that are hidden under tables and desks and just places where my legs can get scratched. it sucks. it sucks big doo doo.

3. i think the world knows when you are busy. because when you're busy...things never slow down...they only get busier. the other day...i sat in the office...for like an hour doing nothing. and then right as i'm about to leave, the phone rings. i'm like "aiiii"...this is what happens

-me on line 1: "office of the dean of students. how may i help you"
-line 1: "yes may i speak to so and so"
-me line 1: "yes one moment please. may i ask who is calling?"
**line 2 rings**
-line 1: "yes this is so and so"
-me line 1: "alright one moment please"
-me line 2: "office of the dean of students. how may i help you"
-line 2: "yes this is so and so may i speak to so and so?"
-me line 2: "yes one moment please"
-me line 1: "so and so is currently unavailable. may i take a message?"
**line 3 rings**
-me line 1: "excuse me if you could hold for one moment"
**transfer line 2 to so and so**
-me line 3: "office of the dean of students how may i help you?"
**person walks into office**
-me to person: "hi, if you could hold on for one moment, i'll be right with you"
-line 3: "yes. i have a student at tech right now and i was wondering.......*explains entire situation*
-me line 3: "alright sir, if you could hold on for one moment, let me see if one of the deans are available"
-me line 1: "hello? yes, may i take a message?"
-line 1: *gives message*
**line 2 rings**

and so on and so forth.

...as you can see...this is confusing...this went on for a good 5 minutes or so. i mean. seriously. how did they know i was busy?! regardless. i still love working here. it's epic awesome. be jealous.

4. Jesus is the reason for the season. end of story.

5. i wish the stupid swimming pool was open. i am pale and a white person right now. it sucks. i mean. i know there are other pools open. but i don't want to go to other pools when my apartment complex has a pool of its own. *sigh* i'd actually rather go to the beach.