intimate conversation.

So I’m watching bachelor pad because my mom is watching Korean dramas and she has the dvd player on and she will not let me change the channel blah blah blah blah technical stuff. But yeah…so basically, let me explain the set up a little. They do these dumb challenges and the winner gets the “safe rose.” With the safe rose, the winner can go on a date with three people of the opposite sex and “get to know each other better” and all that shit. At the end of the date, the winner can give one of the three people on the date another safe rose so that two people are safe from elimination for the episode.

In this episode, the guy and girl are on the date and spending some “alone time” together…and literally, this is the convo

Guy: why do you not like me?

Girl: because you’re mean and you made out for a rose

Guy: well would you make out for a rose?

Girl: idk. Maybe. Is there someone on this show that you want to make out with?

Guy: yeah…

Girl: who?

Guy: you.

Blah blah blah. And THEN…the kicker. That was literally the conversation. And when they go off to the side and talk 1:1 with the camera/narrator dude…the guy said that the conversation was getting INTAMITE. Are you serious?...these are people in their early to mid 30s. THIRTY YEAR OLD PEOPLE SAYING THAT INTIMATE CONVERSATION IS ABOUT MAKING OUT. Really…really?!

These shows are so fake. Claiming people. Gathering people to gang up against single people to vote them off. Being hateful and spiteful for no reason. Bitching bitching bitching. Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh. i honestly believe that if aliens came to earth and watched these shows…they would kill all of humanity for the betterment of the world.